A middle aged man walks into a BMW dealership. He browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As he feels the fine leather upholstery, he inadvertently breaks Wind.
He looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed his little accident. As he turns around, he sees a salesman standing right behind him. The salesman greets him, “Good day, Sir. How may we help you today?”
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of his accident, he asks, “Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?”
He answers, “Sir, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit when I tell you the price.”